My housemate Tim and I have left the alcoholic cleaners to get on with it and have washed up in Windsor.
Keen to experience December cold for ourselves he and I find ourselves on the Long Walk from the Castle to the Copper Statue.
He is absurdly bullish about how quickly we can walk the three miles. Shortly after we are 60% of the way there he thinks we can make the statue with 5 minutes.
Naturally I offer him evens for all the money I have in the world against this impossible event. He almost takes it, myopic eyes struggling against the wind to judge the distance left (well over a mile).
Just then we are passed by a fairly serious jogger. The man is running to a good pace. I am flabbergasted to be offered 20 quid at 2-1 by Tim that this jogger will reach the end of the Long Walk within four minutes. It literally cannot happen.
Obviously I bite Tim's arm off for the bet and with 90 seconds to go I am counting the money when...
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Cheesehead
Cheesehead indeed
Multiple Choice Question:
1. Complete the following 'phrase that pays':
"cheesey*****piggywiggy"
a) lucky
b) fishy
c) weezy
d) junta
e) none of the above
I have to agree with the previous two posters, Mr Goldie is clearly a cheesehead, and a fish-eating one at that I shouldn't wonder.
Leave the guy alone anonymous. So he eats fish, so his head is made of cheese, what of it? They're not crimes in Blair's brave new Britain. If sickos like Goldie wish to pursue their perverted piscine lusts in the privacy of their own homes what business is it of ours?
In the words of the Boosh:
"You've gone wrong. You've gone wrong in your mindtank"
re question one, is it b? Any chance of question three (don't worry about question two, even numbered questions are so dull don't you think)? I'm agog and so are all my friends and my friends' wives, pets and dependents. And their pets' wives, pets and dependents. They are all also gogs. Cheesehead.
Might I suggest c as the answer? Okay so Zonergem is a fish obsessee with cheeseheadular tendencies but c works much better in terms of internal rhyme.
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